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THE YEAR TO COME!

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OPEN CHRISTMAS EVE FROM 11am to 2:30am

OPEN CHRISTMAS DAY at 1pm

NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY

CHAMPAGNE TOAST 9 to 2:30

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Well, here it in December and inst holiday time...I can't say Christres anymore; all of my Jewish friends will get med..it's kind of like saying "girl" in a woman's bart!!

I've been doing my holiday shopping for all of my friends... ne nakeup kit for Jaff...A-200 for Jeanette's fur coat... gallon of gas so Norman can cruise the parking lot no... ringernail polish for Randy and new scratch and sniff cologne... bigger bowling ball for 0111... seat belt for Johnny to keep him on his bar stool... longer strou for Bay's coke 'cause the bubbles keep getting in his nose...for San, a new halloween costure that doesn't look like a member of our community... Lady 2, hugh trunk to keep you out of the closet...for Shoru, "gag gift... year's supply of plaster for Totie and tue varehous es to store it in...and a new job for Judy. If I left you off, it's because I couldn't print the gift I had in wind, except for Vince, razy wouldn't let me.

Shelly and Eric, you look so cute together under the blue lights at OCAN'S. Is it true that you only rest there to watch the reruns of Saturday Night Live?

Carl, I thought you didn't drink... why else would you wear the center piece on your head?

Paul, shame on you for mooning Cetelle. Let's see...that makes two bars, I know of, that you had your pants down.

That wonderful entertaining after hours restaurant, The Olympic, will be closing on Christmas Eve. that

will I ever do for Creek salad at four in the noning? Those of you who have been wondering where Rena vont, I found her working at a restaurant in Pa She's head waitress at the old Red Barn on Snow at Paarl. She always had the best dirty jokes. Sunday bowling is still going strong. I can't understand how all " those non get up so early on Sunday, specially after a "buy" Saturday night. I hear some of then keep it up all night in order to beul en tie

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DEC. 5th 10pm NICOLE PRESENTS... FUNNY LADIES'

DEC. 12th 10pm

ST. JUDE'S BAR-A-THON

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NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY

Lambda Bar

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